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Mike Pence "SanctiDaddy" Hates Name Calling
Does Mike Pence hear anything is potential “boss” says? […]
Month: July 2016
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Someone Used a Magic Eraser on Melania Trump's Internet History
After Melania Trump totally didn’t plagiarise the First Lady’s 2008 DNC speech last week, because it was really just the same words My Little Pony said, or she borrowed the Tardis and FLOTUS somehow actually […]
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Wait…Donald Trump's Teleprompters Don't Come With Policies?
Treasonous Donald Trump was baffled when Pence broke the news that his teleprompter didn’t come equipped with built-in Presidential Policy Proposals. He’s spent the last year literally screaming random nonsense into a microphone and tweeting […]
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Grumpy Grampa Bill O'Reilly Has the Trump Sadz
We all know Grumpy Grampa Bill O’Reilly made a complete ass of himself with his imbecilic, brain-dead ranting in response to the First Lady’s speech and her mention of slavery. How dare she bring up […]
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Read My Lips: You're Not Gonna See Trump's Taxes. EVER!
Donald Trump has promised and promised to release his tax returns so many times I’ve lost track. Trump’s taxes, his big and approved and beautiful tax returns were being prepared to show to the world […]
News
Sneaky Upskirt Vajayjay Pics Are Now Totally Legal in Georgia
Oopsie! The Bible Thumpers in Georgia were so busy “protecting women and children” from non-existent boogeymen in bathrooms, they completely failed and missed an actual REAL and credible threat that is not new and has […]
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Virginia Governor Terry McAuliffe Issues 'Fuck You' to Republicans
Governor Terry McAuliffe (D-Virginia) issued a ginormous Fuck You to his conservative opponents on Friday after the State Supreme Court said he could not give back voting rights to 206,000 citizens at once. In his statement, […]
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Manafort "Manasplains" Women for Trump
Paul Manafort does some female outreach, Republican Style. […]
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The Three Most Important Subplots Of The WikiLeaks Drama
Unpacking the WikiLeaks/DNC story. […]
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All White People Must Immediately Disavow This Thug
Why isn’t the NRA and conservative media up in arms over Brent W. Luyster? […]
